I Can't Be Sword God

The old man was dressed in simple gray clothes. He smiled and beckoned everyone to enter the village. There was a stone tablet at the entrance of the village, and the words “Lanhua village of the Western Region” were carved on it.

“So xilan village is the abbreviation of Lanhua village in the Western Region.” “Why don’t you just call it orchid?” elder du chuckled.

“Then why don’t you just call it cauliflower?” Wang longqi laughed.

Old du laughed again,”then let’s just call it Zhenzhen.”

Before he could finish, Wang longqi and Yu Qi ‘an reached out and covered his mouth at the same time, ” “Don’t say that. It’s inauspicious.”

“Okay, okay, okay!” Old du quickly raised his hands in surrender. After being released, he muttered, ” “I’m not afraid.”

Yu Qi ‘an and Wang longqi said at the same time, ” “I’m not afraid either!”

After exchanging a few words, the old man led the group to the largest courtyard in the village. Although it was not very stylish, there were a few courtyards and brick houses, which was a rare scale in the village.

“This is our village chief’s house, and only his house can accommodate you all.” After the old man finished speaking, he turned around and called the door. village chief! Look at what I’ve brought you! Quickly open the door!”

Everyone,”hehe.”

Although he felt that the old man’s words were somewhat inappropriate, he couldn’t say that he wasn’t a good person. In short, it was difficult to refute.

Not long after, a strong farmer who looked like a servant opened the door and led them in. They saw a fat old man in slightly rich clothes sitting in front of the hall.

“Aiya, a guest has come to visit. This old man is sorry for not welcoming you, hahaha.” The village chief smiled and stood up to welcome him. Then, he asked, ” “May I know where you guys came from?”

“We’re Daoist priests from Heluo in the East, traveling to the Western regions for cultivation. We’re passing by a treasure land and would like to stay the night. We’re really sorry for disturbing you.” Yu Qi ‘an replied immediately.

“No, no, I’m not.” The village chief smiled and said, ” the people of xilan village are the most hospitable and warm. We love to receive foreign guests!

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At the same time, a tall young man with a long stick on his back arrived at the village entrance where Li Chu and the others had just passed by.

“The Lanhua village in the Western Region”

The young man had long yellow hair, a thin face, and sharp eyes. He was about to walk forward when he heard a shout.

“Hey! What are you doing here?” Four or five brawny men scuttled out from the side of the road and shouted.

The young man smiled and cupped his hands. everyone, I’m a traveler who is passing by. I was lost in the storm just now. Seeing that it’s getting late, I want to find a place to stay. I don’t know if it’s convenient for me to go back and find a place to stay.

Upon hearing the young man’s request, the few strong men from xilan village responded politely.

“Get lost!”

“It’s not convenient!”

“Die as far as you can!”

“I’ll break your legs if you take one more step forward!”

“......”

When the young man heard this, he immediately revealed an angry expression. if it’s inconvenient, then it’s inconvenient. Why are you scolding me? ”

“Scolding? I’ll hit you if you dawdle!” The brawny man in the lead pointed at the young man. are you going to scram or not? ”

The young man snorted coldly and looked at them seriously. He said word by word, ” “I’ll get lost.”

With that, he turned around and left without looking back.

As he walked, he muttered to himself, ” you still have to avenge your grandfather and father in the future. You have to save your life and not waste your breath on these people. Other than Li Chu, there’s no one else worth your time!

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“We can deeply feel the hospitality of your village.”

Yu Qi ‘an couldn’t help but exclaim in admiration as he looked at the table full of delicious food.

Looking at the cloud geese, land cows, sheep, and sea delicacies in front of them, the group of people all showed an excited expression, especially the little koi fish, whose ahoge stood up and trembled.

tell me or not. The food here is better than the palace of the Jinque Kingdom. “No matter how delicious the oysters are, you can’t eat them every meal,” said Wang longqi.

that’s how xilan village is like. When friends come, we’ll have good wine. the village chief was halfway through his sentence when he suddenly turned around and smiled, no longer saying anything.

“The wine is indeed good.” Wang longqi felt a little tipsy after a few more drinks. He stood up and said, ” “I’m going out for some fresh air.”

The night was dark outside the courtyard. Other than the village chief’s house, the other houses had not lit up their lights. Standing in the back garden, the night breeze blew, and he felt relaxed and happy.

So, Wang longqi unbuckled his belt.

“When you drink too much urine, you drink too much alcohol.”

As he peed, his eyes wandered. He saw a bird fly out of the garden and land on a pillar in the distance.

The next second, a red light suddenly shot over and instantly swept away the bird.

Wang longqi’s pupils suddenly enlarged. He could see clearly that it was a long tongue! The wind blew from that direction, and it carried a faint fishy smell.

“A monster!” Wang longqi turned around and ran. He limped back to the banquet and shouted, ” “There’s a monster, there’s a monster!”

“What’s wrong?” Li Chu stood up.

Yu Qi ‘an reached out and covered the eyes of the little koi fish.

“Seventh young master, let’s not talk about anything else. Put on your pants first,” old du quickly advised.

“Ya ya ya ya.” Wang longqi just realized that he was so shocked that he forgot about it. He quickly pulled up his pants and said, ” “I was taking a breather in the back garden and saw a monster! A long tongue with a fishy smell.”

“Impossible!” no! the village chief shook his head firmly. our xilan village is a land of talents. There have never been any monsters in the past few hundred years.

Li Chu closed his eyes and took a look. Then, he opened his eyes and said, ” “There’s indeed no demonic Qi here,”

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Wang longqi said,”that’s impossible. The one I just saw was definitely not Yingying.”

“Seventh young master, did you drink too much?” Elder du helped him to sit down. don’t worry. My master is here. If any demon reveals even the slightest bit of demonic aura, the pure yang sword will go straight through it. What are you afraid of? ”

Yingying too. Wang longqi sat down and shook his head, wondering if he had seen it wrong.

Everyone was talking at once when they suddenly heard a burst of bell-like laughter coming from outside.

“I heard from my family that there are a few guests from Heluo city. Why didn’t you ask me to come and see them, Grandpa?”

With the clanking of accessories, a woman in a bright red dress turned around the front of the hall. Her face was bright and her eyes were flirtatious. She arrived at the banquet hall in a few steps.

When he saw Li Chu, he covered his mouth. “What a handsome Daoist priest.”

“Chen ‘er, don’t be impudent.” The village chief chided with a smile, but his eyes were full of love. He introduced to everyone, ” “This is my family’s granddaughter, she’s been spoiled since young, please forgive her.”

“It’s fine,” Yu Qi ‘an smiled and waved his hand.

Wang longqi suddenly pulled du Lanke to his side and whispered, ” “This woman seems to be a bit strange.”

“Eh? Something’s not right.” Elder du asked in puzzlement.

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“Anyway, Yingluo doesn’t look like a human. I suspect that the monster I just saw was her.” Wang longqi scratched his head and speculated.

“Seventh young master, you can’t just say that she’s not human just because she’s good-looking.” Elder du smiled.

it’s just that feeling. Yingluo, you haven’t had a deep conversation with female demons, so you don’t understand. Wang longqi said, shaking his head.

Old du was silent for a while and didn’t know what to say.

After all, in terms of experience, he was no match for Wang longqi.

At this moment, Wang longqi glanced at Yu Qi ‘an. The old man and the young man looked at each other, and their eyes seemed to contain deep meaning.

“En, Yingluo.”

Wang longqi was even more determined and said, ” “I have to think of a way to test her.”