Fortune Teller Master

The Physics teacher Chen Gang glanced at Yu Chengze, who was covering his face silently next to him and laughed twice: “Classmate Lin Qingyin is quite humorous! But you can’t play around with this yellow paper, it’s not lucky.”

Lin Qingyin also followed with a laugh: “Teacher Chen, I didn’t expect you to be superstitious!”

Chen Gang: “… …”

When you say I’m superstitious, shouldn’t you put down the brush you are using to draw talisman first?!!

Seeing that the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, Li Yanyu took the initiative to take off the amulet around his neck and put it on the table: “Little Master, my amulet has expired, so I want to get a new one for free today!”

Li Yanyu’s paper talisman was changed every three months. He has changed it almost ten times now in the past two years. Chen Gang curiously picked up Li Yanyu’s amulet and looked at him up and down: “You, who came back from abroad, actually believe this?”

“It’s quite effective.” Li Yanyu simply advertised Lin Qingyin: “Hey, I’m telling you, Lin Qingyin is willing to bleed profusely today, you better seize this opportunity, you should get a talisman, or ask for divination. Lin Qingyin is a famous master. Her talisman cost 5,000 yuan right now without any bargain. You may not be able to buy it because it depends on whether Lin Qingyin is willing to paint it. As for divination, if there is anything you can’t understand, and your heart is confused, you should hurry up and ask for it. After all, divination is 2,500 yuan per appointment, and you will have to wait for months for your turn. But if you want to cut the queue, you have to pay 10,000 yuan or more.”

The banquet hall became even quieter, and the expressions of teachers and students looking at Li Yanyu were strange. As if they were seeing a fake person.

Li Yanyu shook his head and said: “You still don’t believe it? Aren’t you curious why our principal’s hair has become so lush? You didn’t see what he was wearing on his neck?”

Chen Gang, who had already started to bald, looked at the rope on Li Yanyu’s amulet, which was the same as the one on the principal’s neck. Teacher Chen Gang was shocked: “Could it be that the principal ask for the talisman?”

“You guessed it right!” Li Yanyu put his arms around Chen Gang’s shoulders: “Our principal used to be stingy and only bought talisman made of stone, but because the effect was so good, he was finally given by his wife a go signal to buy a piece of jade talisman, which cost 300,00 yuan from Lin Qingyin.”

“I want to grow my hair too!” Chen Gang swallowed: “300,000 is too expensive, how much is the stone?”

Lin Qingyin stretched out three fingers: “30,000 yuan, but I said that I will give you gifts. Today, except for jade, everything else is free!” She dragged her schoolbag and poured out a pile of stones on the table. Chen Gang picked one up and touched it. After touching it, his expression was a little puzzled: “This stone doesn’t look special, doesn’t it?”